We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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