McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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