Where is the hickey?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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