I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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