screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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