He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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