i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
why is half of my head shaved?
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