Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
