HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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