Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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