quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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