He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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