Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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