First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
