at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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