Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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