About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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