Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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