At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
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I lost the right to judge tonight
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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