It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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