Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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