i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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