On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
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My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize