We're facebook friends in real life
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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