wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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