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Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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