It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
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Just invented taco cereal.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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