I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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