so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
