Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
should my penis look like a turkey
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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