i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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