Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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