On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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