walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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