Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
