After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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