so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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