Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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