dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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