Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just cut my nipple shaving
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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