I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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