no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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