we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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