I want to walk on stilts...naked
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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