That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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