and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
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This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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