thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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