why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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