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go home
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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