im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?