Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
This house was built for laser tag.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day