I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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