well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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