My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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