my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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