some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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