me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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