I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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